(noun)
Ability to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
(phrase)
This will never get washed. ever.
(noun)
The three month break
between a woman and her razor.
(proper noun)
The only time of the year in which
one can seat in front of a dead tree
and eat candy out of socks.
(noun)
A pervert with a medical degree
(noun)
A device for finding Legos in the dark.
(noun)
What you put on when your mother is cold.
(noun)
The only reason to buy bread.
CALORIES
(noun)
Tiny creatures that live in you closet and
sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
(adjective)
When you have too much month at the end of your money.
(noun)
The act of texting, eating and watching TV
with an open textbook nearby.
For more laughs here's my LOL board on pinterest.
Do share yours, please (if you have one)!
6 comments:
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away! Hilarious post Maya, thanks for the big laugh! Ira
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Oh winter made me laugh...happy weekend !
Even winter doesn't stop me from shaving my legs. I definitely have little calorie creatures living in my closet. :) Have a great rest of the weekend. Tammy
Great post to add a smile. You are right it is always good to laugh.
Dry Clean! It's funny cause it's true, hee hee!
Love this Maya, I really did LOL
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