Saturday, June 23, 2012

For a cheerful weekend

(noun)

Ability to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


DRY CLEAN

(phrase)

This will never get washed. ever.


WINTER

(noun)

The three month break

between a woman and her razor.


CHRISTMAS

(proper noun)

The only time of the year in which

one can seat in front of a dead tree

and eat candy out of socks.


GYNECOLOGIST

(noun)

A pervert with a medical degree


FEET

(noun)

A device for finding Legos in the dark.


SWEATER

(noun)

What you put on when your mother is cold.


NUTELLA

(noun)

The only reason to buy bread.


CALORIES

(noun)

Tiny creatures that live in you closet and

sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.


POOR

(adjective)

When you have too much month at the end of your money.

STUDY

(noun)

The act of texting, eating and watching TV

with an open textbook nearby.


For more laughs here's my LOL board on pinterest.
Do share yours, please (if you have one)!

6 comments:

Ira Huberts said...

A laugh a day keeps the doctor away! Hilarious post Maya, thanks for the big laugh! Ira
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KJ@letsgoflyakite said...

Oh winter made me laugh...happy weekend !

Tammy@T's Daily Treasures said...

Even winter doesn't stop me from shaving my legs. I definitely have little calorie creatures living in my closet. :) Have a great rest of the weekend. Tammy

Carole said...

Great post to add a smile. You are right it is always good to laugh.

Michele Pacey said...

Dry Clean! It's funny cause it's true, hee hee!

harmony and rosie said...

Love this Maya, I really did LOL
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